RAM Dealer
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RAM Dealer

RAM Dealer, a ram in a brown trench coat, opening one lapel to show green RAM sticks in the inside pocket while holding another out

After-hours memory supply

More capacity, fewer questions, exact change preferred.

The Usual Corner

Every night, RAM Dealer takes the loading dock behind the closed repair shop. The green sticks stay warm inside his trench coat, sorted by capacity and plausible deniability. He checks every pin under the security lamp, quotes a number once, and waits. Customers leave with faster machines. He leaves with exact change and no names. At dawn, the pocket closes, the dock empties, and the neighborhood boots a little quicker.

RAM Dealer standing on a loading dock at night under a security lamp, coat open to show RAM sticks, cardboard boxes stacked nearby
CounterAfter hours.

Same Coat

Soft Wool

Patient eyes, clean contacts, and a price that never gets friendlier.

Hard Sell

He opens one lapel, and suddenly your machine feels painfully underdressed.

RAM Dealer

Keep it under the coat.